There’s a good chance that what I’m about to say is going to be an extreme exaggeration, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take. Since I exited the womb, my mother has made it clear that she will taketh the life she giveth to me if I ever come home with a tattoo.
As someone with a serious needle-phobia, I can pretty much guarantee that I won’t be etching anything onto my body any time soon. However, that doesn’t mean I’m above patronizing my mother
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