So, apparently I’m not going to be one woman before I’m 35, but 10. It’s a bit of a daunting concept, really, until I notice the photo of Alison James, author of ‘The 10 Women You’ll Be Before You’re 35.’ Maybe she is actually 35, but either she’s aged well, or I’m missing out and should revamp my grad school savings plan to include royalties from self-help books for retirement-age men.
But back to these 10 women I’m going to be within the next 15 years. According to James, I’m going to be the New Graduate, the Dollarless Diva, the Worker Bee, the Party Girl, the Body-Conscious Babe, the Chameleon, the Crisis Chick, Ms. Independence, the Wirl