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March 17, 2010 | Volume 43 Issue 13

Archive for February 11th, 2008

U2 3D

U2 offers 3D recorded concert as a theatrical release, New U staff writer provides glowing, uncritical applause.

Qtrax Jukebox to the Rescue

Uninspired entrepreneurs offer another half-baked attempt to offer ad-funded music downloads.

Don’t Text Message Breakup, Betch

Bored grad student offers overwrought analysis of YouTube video.

Nada Surf Makes Waves

Something about tambourines…I don’t know, I was too lazy to read the article. Who the fuck cares about musicians from Williamsburg these days anyway?

Hitmen Get Medieval On ‘Bruges’ Ass

Movie with vaguely suggestive title.

AP Student Disturbed in Kessler’s ‘Keith’

Movie about high school students. I thought the point of college was to get away from all of this shit?

Dance Visions: Aubri Seibert

Majoring in dance hard after all, say dancers.

Earning While Learning!

This just in from the ‘bad rhyming headlines’ department…okay okay, it might be relevant, what the fuck do I know? W00T MONETIZATION OF EVERYTHING!

Zot and the City: Putting the “Breaks” on a Relationship

From the ‘bad puns’ dept.

Sound the Whistle and Call a Time-Out

Human beings may also have “bodies,” new study suggests.

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