VOLLEYBALL: Both Pepperdine and USC became victims of the Anteaters for the second time this year.

Tyler Davis knows more about sports than you. Bask in his wisdom, peon.

New U dictato, uhm, editor in chief Taylor Hudson spouts off on politics, politics, politics, politics, and politics. Also, the MPAA wants to tie your financial aid to UCI preventing you from sharing music. Get political, folks!

Something about speeches about Gaza. Great Satan makes a cameo appearance!

Something about Gaza.

Administrator replies to last week's accusation of bureaucratic sucktitude.

War is peace; freedom is slavery; ignorance is strength.

I don't know, but it involves nipples. Read on!

New U ed board offers a plan for UCI (and you) to stop sucking at everything. It may or may not involve Amitabh Bacchan looking way cooler than you.

OBESITY: UCI Medical Center to host study of less-invasive treatment for obesity, known as VBLOC therapy.

IRAQ: Philanthropic group on campus holds dinner and dialogue to raise money for school kits for Iraqi children.

Open discussion offers major information; nitrogen pollution shown to increase plant growth (didn't we know that one already?); international student volunteers gives opportunity to volunteer internationally; department of redundancy department gives offer to repeat self redundantly; Hillel defends Drake after denouncement from Zionists

ELECTIONS: Obama wins by a landslide at UCI, yet many students' votes may not have counted.

SOLAR POWER: UCI signs 1.2 megawatt agreement, the largest in the UC system and in Orange County.