11 | February | 2008 | New University | UC Irvine

UC Student Regents Visit UC Irvine to Hear Students’ Concerns

Guy with weird name has more money than you...and parking space.

America’s Best Fictional Presidents

Non-shitty real presidents thinner on the ground than non-shitty fictional ones, new poll finds. Also, counting backwards from 4 less difficult than widely believed.

Socially Awkward Stories of a Socially Un-awkward Person

I got locked out once, and Bridget Fonda stole my turtle. OMG walking to the housing office in a towel, surely nobody has ever done that before!

Freshly Squeezed Gossip: The Sour Grapes of JuicyCampus.com

This week in Beat the Greeks: Douchebaggery makes everyone look bad, survey says

Sound the Whistle and Call a Time-Out

Human beings may also have "bodies," new study suggests.

Zot and the City: Putting the “Breaks” on a Relationship

From the 'bad puns' dept.

Earning While Learning!

This just in from the 'bad rhyming headlines' department...okay okay, it might be relevant, what the fuck do I know? W00T MONETIZATION OF EVERYTHING!

Dance Visions: Aubri Seibert

Majoring in dance hard after all, say dancers.

AP Student Disturbed in Kessler’s ‘Keith’

Movie about high school students. I thought the point of college was to get away from all of this shit?

Hitmen Get Medieval On ‘Bruges’ Ass

Movie with vaguely suggestive title.

Nada Surf Makes Waves

Something about tambourines...I don't know, I was too lazy to read the article. Who the fuck cares about musicians from Williamsburg these days anyway?

Don’t Text Message Breakup, Betch

Bored grad student offers overwrought analysis of YouTube video.

Qtrax Jukebox to the Rescue

Uninspired entrepreneurs offer another half-baked attempt to offer ad-funded music downloads.

U2 3D

U2 offers 3D recorded concert as a theatrical release, New U staff writer provides glowing, uncritical applause.

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