February | 2008 | New University | UC Irvine

Huckabee’s Campaign Manager Visits UCI

ELECTIONS: National campaign chairman Ed Rollins shares his experience in the 2008 campaign.

UCIPD Issues Second Zot Alert

CRIME: UCIPD continues investigation of a suspicious male subject entering a dormitory last week.

The Cutting Edge of Chipmunk Control

I'm writing from my cellblock at the UC Center in Washington, D.C., where I T.A. for undergrads interning in our nation's capital. I say...

Drawn and Quoted

Most Edumacated Person of the Week: 'I know the pundits, and I know what they say: The math doesn't work out. Well, I didn't...

Public NewSense

Thumbs up for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. The best journalists in fake news made it through a string of very funny shows without...

ACLU Sticks a Pink Slip Up Homophobic Principal

Half the fun of college is finding out who you really are by joining clubs, organizations, fraternities or sororities around campus. These groups are...

Sex-Bots: The Machines Will Rise

In general, technology ruins life for everyone. First, mankind created nuclear weapons strong enough to destroy the Earth a hundred times over. Then Skynet...

Senate: ‘When America Calls, We Answer (Its Phone).’

The U.S. Senate passed a bill that expands the government's eavesdropping capabilities and grants immunity to any telephone company that lets government officials listen...

Divine Controversy from the Vine

Many controversial plants have existed throughout history. Uptight conservatives and communist liberals argued over the pros and cons of marijuana; Lewis Carroll was accused...

Master Cleanse: Diet Fad or Diet Fab?

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Reflections on Dunkaroos, Star Trek and Hannah Montana

My parents just called. Shit. They're coming already. Last night we had friends over and what was originally going to be three friends turned...

The Six Superpowers Every Woman Should Have

I was flipping through Glamour last week (a women's magazine, for people living under a rock), and amidst all of the do's (trendy haircuts...

Micro Celebrities

Four brunettes stand together for a picture. They wrap their arms around each other's necks and press their faces so closely together it's only...

The ‘British Sea Power’ Are Coming

Back in 2003, there was a little band by the name of British Sea Power that got signed to Rough Trade Records thanks to...

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