OBESITY: UCI Medical Center to host study of less-invasive treatment for obesity, known as VBLOC therapy.

IRAQ: Philanthropic group on campus holds dinner and dialogue to raise money for school kits for Iraqi children.

Open discussion offers major information; nitrogen pollution shown to increase plant growth (didn't we know that one already?); international student volunteers gives opportunity to volunteer internationally; department of redundancy department gives offer to repeat self redundantly; Hillel defends Drake after denouncement from Zionists

ELECTIONS: Obama wins by a landslide at UCI, yet many students' votes may not have counted.

SOLAR POWER: UCI signs 1.2 megawatt agreement, the largest in the UC system and in Orange County.

Guy with weird name has more money than you...and parking space.

Non-shitty real presidents thinner on the ground than non-shitty fictional ones, new poll finds. Also, counting backwards from 4 less difficult than widely believed.

I got locked out once, and Bridget Fonda stole my turtle. OMG walking to the housing office in a towel, surely nobody has ever done that before!

This week in Beat the Greeks: Douchebaggery makes everyone look bad, survey says

Human beings may also have "bodies," new study suggests.

From the 'bad puns' dept.

This just in from the 'bad rhyming headlines' department...okay okay, it might be relevant, what the fuck do I know? W00T MONETIZATION OF EVERYTHING!

Majoring in dance hard after all, say dancers.

Movie about high school students. I thought the point of college was to get away from all of this shit?