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RSSArchive for February, 2008

Don’t be Apathetic. Read this Editorial.

Don’t be Apathetic. Read this Editorial.

New U ed board offers a plan for UCI (and you) to stop sucking at everything. It may or may not involve Amitabh Bacchan looking way cooler than you.

Editorial Board | Feb 11, 2008 | Comments 0
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FCC Ain’t Bringing Sexy Back to the Super Bowl

FCC Ain’t Bringing Sexy Back to the Super Bowl

I don’t know, but it involves nipples. Read on!

Kevin Pease | Feb 11, 2008 | Comments 0
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Webopoly to World: Resistance is Futile

Webopoly to World: Resistance is Futile

War is peace; freedom is slavery; ignorance is strength.

Daniel Johnson | Feb 11, 2008 | Comments 0
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Which Came First, the Chicken or the Cage-Free Egg?

Which Came First, the Chicken or the Cage-Free Egg?

Administrator replies to last week’s accusation of bureaucratic sucktitude.

Dan Dooros | Feb 11, 2008 | Comments 0
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Prison Break: Gaza Wall vs. National Will

Prison Break: Gaza Wall vs. National Will

Something about Gaza.

Ilgiz Khisamov | Feb 11, 2008 | Comments 0
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Al-Asi on Israel: Yes, He Really Said That

Al-Asi on Israel: Yes, He Really Said That

Something about speeches about Gaza. Great Satan makes a cameo appearance!

Aaron Elias | Feb 11, 2008 | Comments 0
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Public NewSense

Public NewSense

New U dictato, uhm, editor in chief Taylor Hudson spouts off on politics, politics, politics, politics, and politics. Also, the MPAA wants to tie your financial aid to UCI preventing you from sharing music. Get political, folks!

Taylor Hudson | Feb 11, 2008 | Comments 0
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Good Riddance to the NFL Pro Bowl

Good Riddance to the NFL Pro Bowl

Tyler Davis knows more about sports than you. Bask in his wisdom, peon.

Tyler Davis | Feb 11, 2008 | Comments 0
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UCI [suggestive verb] Pepperdine, USC

UCI [suggestive verb] Pepperdine, USC

VOLLEYBALL: Both Pepperdine and USC became victims of the Anteaters for the second time this year.

Umar Hussain | Feb 11, 2008 | Comments 0
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Patriots Confirm Perfection is an Unattainable Pursuit

Patriots Confirm Perfection is an Unattainable Pursuit

Fucking Delphic.

Umar Hussain | Feb 11, 2008 | Comments 0
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