A new law is in the works, stirred up by the health conscious, intent on ridding America of a very serious problem: obesity. The Food and Drug Administration has left open a discussion involving a whole new system of labeling requirements for food products. There are a few options as of now for how this new labeling system should operate.
I was at Trader Joe’s the other day with my roommate, stocking up on our favorite Reduced Guilt Macaroni and Cheese (only 270 calories for cheesy goodness!), when an elderly man eyed us piling a fair number of the frozen meals into our cart. He leaned over to us, confused as to why we seemed to be preparing for some tragic noodle-depraved circumstance.
In a recent press conference, Santorum accused President Obama of being a “snob” for saying that everyone should go to college, where, apparently, people go to be “indoctrinated” by “liberal professors.” He appeared on “Fox News Sunday” and claimed that he made his comment based on his assumption that the president was referring only to a college education and not to any type of higher education including trade schools, and other types of job preparation. Santorum — what a douchenozzle.
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