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		<title>Juvenalian Judgments: Health Care, Shmelth Care</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 15:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Huft</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the issue of Obamacare on the cutting block in the Supreme Court, I feel like it’s my civic duty to give my two cents, and inform the masses about this oppressive, communist law. So what are the issues? ]]></description>
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		<title>Psyched for &#8220;Psy&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 15:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Huft</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TRICKS: The 7 Fingers troupe performed at the Irvine Barclay Theatre to a fantastic reception.]]></description>
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		<title>Hands for Africa: A Poem</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 15:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Huft</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All these students apathetic, complain this group makes them frenetic,

These privileged classmen say “Hands for Africa is so annoying.”]]></description>
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		<title>Juvenalian Judgments: Focusing on the Males</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 15:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Huft</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was recently informed that men are no longer allowed to write about women’s issues in many newspapers across the country. Of course, this didn’t surprise me. Being a white, middle-class male, I’ve always had to deal with blatant sexist discrimination like this. While this article might surprise you since I don’t have a history of writing anything controversial, I beg you to read this so you can also be armed with the information needed to fight back against the oppressive vagina regime.]]></description>
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		<title>The Wayzgoose Stage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Huft</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PERFORMANCE: This year's Wayzgoose Festival featured terrific entertainment on stage.]]></description>
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		<title>Vote for Traci Ishigo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Huft</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[asuci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ASUCI President]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Benny Khorsandi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sam Shaw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Traci Ishigo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vikram Nayudu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who do not know, ASUCI elections are this week. That means that, once again, you will be asked, begged and, in some slate’s cases, bribed, into  voting for this year’s candidates. Personally, I had high hopes when I started interviewing the good men and women who were running for office. Unfortunately, it did not take long before I realized that most of them were just as terrible as the politicians I elect in Washington.]]></description>
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		<title>The Same Old &#8220;American Reunion&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Huft</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LETDOWN: The latest entry in the "American Pie" franchise came too late for fans.]]></description>
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		<title>Snark vs. Snark: Justin Huft</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Huft</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[new university]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[satire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t know what Mr. Ryan “I don’t like anyone” Cady is talking about. I think that the readers of the New University are some of the smartest people I know. Really. Besides the fact that all of my knowledge of them is from comments and emails, I really think I know my audience. And they are smart, indeed! I mean, everything from their brilliant critiques, to their wonderful suggestions to their impeccable grammar, I have nothing but nice things to say about my fellow lovers of the paper.]]></description>
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		<title>Juvenalian Judgments: Catholics Caught Changing</title>
		<link>http://www.newuniversity.org/2012/04/opinion/juvenalian-judgments-catholics-caught-changing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.newuniversity.org/2012/04/opinion/juvenalian-judgments-catholics-caught-changing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Huft</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It’s not your parent’s church anymore. No no no. The Inquisitions haven’t been around for a while. They don’t Crusade anymore (except on college campuses, since, ya know, the Crusades were such a pleasant time in history. Why not name a club after it?). And, unfortunately for Dan Brown, there is no more mortification of the flesh. In the last decade or so, it’s been clear that there has been a slow change in the Catholic church to become a more liberal, accepting church. Or, at least that’s what they want you to think.]]></description>
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		<title>Invisible Children&#8217;s Scam?</title>
		<link>http://www.newuniversity.org/2012/03/opinion/invisible-childrens-scam/</link>
		<comments>http://www.newuniversity.org/2012/03/opinion/invisible-childrens-scam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 15:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Huft</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was told by at least a dozen people to “make sure that Kony gets in the paper.” OK. Here it is.]]></description>
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