Author Archive for James Kuo
Project Ivy: If Only We All Drank Champagne
Just one year ago, the name Mark Yudof would have meant less to me than Taylor Lautner’s abs. However, both Mark Yudof and Taylor Lautner’s abs have recently come to the foreground of anteater watering hole discussions because, like Taylor Lautner’s hairless and glistening abs, UC President Mark Yudof’s actions have left our campus funding [...]
Goodenbour Has UCI Playing Well
SWEEP: UCI on a roll with two conference victories last week. Mikah Maly-Karros dominates.
Restrooms – The Best and Worst of UCI
Crappy times lie ahead for UC Irvine and its student population. H1N1 is running rampant through campus like a pig in shit, parking is about as convenient as finding a non-Asian person on campus and the only way to get laid is to let the UC Regents screw you with a 32 percent fee increase.
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Abstinence: He’s Just Not That In You
SEX. Got your attention? Good. Now don’t do it and think about something else – I suggest God.
