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Size Does Matter: Avoiding the Napoleonic Dick Complex

Size Does Matter: Avoiding the Napoleonic Dick Complex

The last guy I dated had a small penis.

Trisha Navarro | May 10, 2004 | Comments 0
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A Plea For the Merciless Unbathed

A Plea For the Merciless Unbathed

Did you know that daily showers cause urinary tract infection, abnormal vision, diarrhea and dyspepsia?

Trisha Navarro | Apr 12, 2004 | Comments 0
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Vitamin P is Part of  a Healthy American Diet

Vitamin P is Part of a Healthy American Diet

‘P’ stands for PORN.
Now imagine a world without it. t

Trisha Navarro | Mar 01, 2004 | Comments 0
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There’s No Excuse for Being Tacky

There’s No Excuse for Being Tacky

Some girls wear way too much makeup.

Trisha Navarro | Jan 19, 2004 | Comments 0
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Those With Self-Righteous Attitudes Need Not Read On

Those With Self-Righteous Attitudes Need Not Read On

Around 11:30 one night, I pulled up to the beat-up intercom of Alejandro’s drive-thru, studying the menu as if my future depended on my choice betwee

Trisha Navarro | Nov 17, 2003 | Comments 0
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I Have a Cell Phone And I Know How to Abuse It!

I Have a Cell Phone And I Know How to Abuse It!

Assholes have apparently become as common in our society as the ringing of a cell phone.

Trisha Navarro | Oct 20, 2003 | Comments 0
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College Sluts: Are They Really Asking For it?

College Sluts: Are They Really Asking For it?

Molly decided to not wear panties tonight. Even a thong runs the risk of panty lines on her bright pink microskirt, and she just couldn’t have that.

Trisha Navarro | Sep 22, 2003 | Comments 0
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