“It’s way better than the Bible, dude. It’d take you so long to read the Bible. You know how long it takes you to read ‘Goodnight Moon’? About four f***ing minutes. Four minutes of AWESOME.” — crossing Watson Bridge Overheard by: Elyse Wietstock Girl One: Who is Boy George? Girl Two: Isn’t he George Bush’s […]
Person 1: I recommend the family meal at Stonefire Grill. Person 2: Oh, do they have single or duet meals? — Ring Road Overheard by: David Gao “Do you ever eat because it’s something to do? Like I’m eating this cookie because I saw it …” — Starbucks Overheard by: Randy Bernardino Tweet This Post
Boy 1: Which would you rather be, a squirrel or a bunny? Boy 2: I’m not going to answer that, I don’t want them to hear me … — aldrich park Overheard by: anonymous “Wait, so what day is Cinco De Mayo again?” — gateway commons Overheard by: kristie kang Tweet This Post
Girl One: Who is Boy George? Girl Two: Isn’t he George Bush’s son? — Gateway Commons Overheard by: Stephanie N. Van Ginkel “It’s frightening. I scare small children now.” —Aldrich Park Overheard by: Simone McIlwain Guy 1: You hungry? Guy 2: For some lovin’ … I should call my girlfriend. — Engineering Lecture Hall Overheard […]
Guy 1: Dude, it must hurt to get a vasectomy. Guy 2: Yeah, seriously. Hey, what’s the opposite of that called? Guy 1: Getting your tubes tied? Guy 2: No, the formal name. Guy 3: A vagectomy. — Student Health Center Overheard by: Eman Ventura Girl 1: Hey, what’s that movie called with that little […]
On “taking anything.” Also, John McCain: not dead yet?; tools; oranges and superpowers.
Dead chickens; French royalty; baaad things; appreciating water.
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Scantrons, thorns, butts, smart druggies, and your mom.
SCOOOOOOOORing; midterms and faces; Sarah Palin; vice grips.