New University

“It’s way better than the Bible, dude. It’d take you so long to read the Bible. You know how long it takes you to read ‘Goodnight Moon’? About four f***ing minutes. Four minutes of AWESOME.”
— crossing Watson Bridge
Overheard by: Elyse Wietstock
Girl One: Who is Boy George?
Girl Two: Isn’t he George Bush’s son?
— Gateway commons
Overheard by: [...]

Person 1: I recommend the family meal at Stonefire Grill.
Person 2: Oh, do they have single or
duet meals?
— Ring Road
Overheard by: David Gao
“Do you ever eat because it’s something to do? Like I’m eating this cookie because I saw it …”
— Starbucks
Overheard by: Randy Bernardino

Boy 1: Which would you rather be, a squirrel or a bunny?
Boy 2: I’m not going to answer that, I don’t want them to hear me …
— aldrich park
Overheard by: anonymous
“Wait, so what day is Cinco De Mayo again?”
— gateway commons
Overheard by: kristie kang

Girl One: Who is Boy George?
Girl Two: Isn’t he George Bush’s son?
— Gateway Commons
Overheard by: Stephanie N. Van Ginkel
“It’s frightening. I scare small children now.”
—Aldrich Park
Overheard by: Simone McIlwain
Guy 1: You hungry?
Guy 2: For some lovin’ … I should call my girlfriend.
— Engineering Lecture Hall
Overheard by: Diana Gharbawy
“So the moon goes around the earth and [...]

Guy 1: Dude, it must hurt to get a vasectomy.
Guy 2: Yeah, seriously. Hey, what’s the opposite of that called?
Guy 1: Getting your tubes tied?
Guy 2: No, the formal name.
Guy 3: A vagectomy.
— Student Health Center
Overheard by: Eman Ventura
Girl 1: Hey, what’s that movie called with that little green man and those colored flashlight thingies?
Girl [...]

On “taking anything.” Also, John McCain: not dead yet?; tools; oranges and superpowers.

Dead chickens; French royalty; baaad things; appreciating water.

Men usually don’t have babies…but might they on rare occasions? Find out (or not) in this week’s edition of…

Scantrons, thorns, butts, smart druggies, and your mom.

SCOOOOOOOORing; midterms and faces; Sarah Palin; vice grips.