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“It’s way better than the Bible, dude. It’d take you so long to read the Bible. You know how long it takes you to read ‘Goodnight Moon’? About four f***ing minutes. Four minutes of AWESOME.”
— crossing Watson Bridge
Overheard by: Elyse Wietstock
Girl One: Who is Boy George?
Girl Two: Isn’t he George Bush’s son?
— Gateway commons
Overheard by: [...]
Overheard @ UCI
Person 1: I recommend the family meal at Stonefire Grill.
Person 2: Oh, do they have single or
duet meals?
— Ring Road
Overheard by: David Gao
“Do you ever eat because it’s something to do? Like I’m eating this cookie because I saw it …”
— Starbucks
Overheard by: Randy Bernardino
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Overheard @ UCI
Boy 1: Which would you rather be, a squirrel or a bunny?
Boy 2: I’m not going to answer that, I don’t want them to hear me …
— aldrich park
Overheard by: anonymous
“Wait, so what day is Cinco De Mayo again?”
— gateway commons
Overheard by: kristie kang
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OVERHEARD @ UCI
Girl One: Who is Boy George?
Girl Two: Isn’t he George Bush’s son?
— Gateway Commons
Overheard by: Stephanie N. Van Ginkel
“It’s frightening. I scare small children now.”
—Aldrich Park
Overheard by: Simone McIlwain
Guy 1: You hungry?
Guy 2: For some lovin’ … I should call my girlfriend.
— Engineering Lecture Hall
Overheard by: Diana Gharbawy
“So the moon goes around the earth and [...]
Overheard @ UCI
Guy 1: Dude, it must hurt to get a vasectomy.
Guy 2: Yeah, seriously. Hey, what’s the opposite of that called?
Guy 1: Getting your tubes tied?
Guy 2: No, the formal name.
Guy 3: A vagectomy.
— Student Health Center
Overheard by: Eman Ventura
Girl 1: Hey, what’s that movie called with that little green man and those colored flashlight thingies?
Girl [...]
Overheard @ UCI
On “taking anything.” Also, John McCain: not dead yet?; tools; oranges and superpowers.
Overheard @ UCI
Dead chickens; French royalty; baaad things; appreciating water.
Overheard @ UCI
Men usually don’t have babies…but might they on rare occasions? Find out (or not) in this week’s edition of…
Overheard @ UCI
Scantrons, thorns, butts, smart druggies, and your mom.
Overheard @ UCI
SCOOOOOOOORing; midterms and faces; Sarah Palin; vice grips.
