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THE ORACLE: Although both teams were obliterated in their final games, the fact that each had unexpectedly successful seasons cannot go unnoticed.

BASEBALL: UCI finishes 42-18 and made its second consecutive trip the NCAA Super Regionals.

THE HYPOTHESIS: When being asked the question "Where are your cleats at?" in Italian, it sounds like this: "Dove la sua scarpini?" What? Now imagine that being yelled at you by a boisterous, middle-aged Roman soccer coach who never fully explained if he had a real job, only mentioning that he had "meetings" to attend.

The Anteaters finished with a 42-18 overall record after finishing their season in a super regional against LSU.

Sports editors offer tribute to UCI's top athletes.

BASEBALL: UCI is two wins away from the College World Series after cruising through the Nebraska Regional.

ATHLETICS: The immediate future is especially bright for both volleyball teams along with women's soccer.

BASEBALL: Chris Lopez and Dillon Bell debate their value, reveal song lyrics and confess their jealousy of Ollie.

FIGHT NIGHT: UCI fraternities and rugby team slug it out to raise money for UCI's Healthcare Center.

BASEBALL: Road-roommates Ollie Linton and Dillon Bell talk tatooes, Leona Lewis, superstitions and C-Lo.

BASEBALL: UCI's sweet-swinging lefty is having fun scorching line drives and starring as a hilarious skit performer.

UFC: Penn pummels Sherk, Silva destroys Jardine as UFC enjoys exciting Saturday night in the Octagon.