A Plea For the Merciless Unbathed

Did you know that daily showers cause urinary tract infection, abnormal vision, diarrhea and dyspepsia?
Well no, that’s not true; those are actually the side effects of Viagra. But considering how often some of my classmates seem to shower, I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that they actually believe that.
Looks like it’s time for a story.
One memory that lingers in my mind, like the way that the scent of moldy cheese seems to linger in a refrigerator long after it has been removed is from my sophomore year at UCI.
It was the first day of winter quarter. I arrived at IERF 100 early enough to pick a prime seat