Baseball Players are Getting Paid Big Bucks to Attack Fans?

Anybody caught watching baseball over the course of the past couple of weeks might have been alarmed by the recent outbursts of violence between players and fans.
One might not be too far off base to assume that, in fact, it was not a baseball game they were watching at all.
Perhaps, rather, they were flipping through stations and found themselves errantly watching WWE, or maybe even a wrestling-baseball hybrid like the XLB.
I am open for other great ideas or suggestions that you may have in store for us, Vince McMahon.
Two weeks ago, an incident occurred during an A’s-Rangers game in which some Oakland fans got into it with a few players in the Rangers bullpen.
Tempers flared, unpleasantries were exchanged and then wham