Give Greek Life a Chance

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We’ve all seen the barrage of matching Greek pride T-shirts adorning the slender female forms about campus, bearing witty proclamations which seem clever at first, but then get slightly irritating upon beholding them in droves across from Cornerstone Cafe for the umpteenth time. This latest trend in UCI fashion, along with those all-too familiar, foreboding, giant wooden cutouts proclaiming pi’s and chi’s on Ring Road can only mean one thing: It’s Rush season again.
Getting handed countless glossy plastic cards featuring directions to the latest off-campus frat soiree helped accustom me to the social echelons of UCI’s Greek system