Why I Don’t Watch Football

I don’t watch football. Nor do I have any interest in doing so. It doesn’t bother me that you watch football. Just please don’t try to get me to do it. Football simply doesn’t agree with me. There’s the violence, the yelling and all of those yards that don’t go by fast enough.
Basically, what it comes down to is that I don’t get it. Why do they have to tackle each other? I really wish they’d stop. I know, I know, it’s ‘exciting’