Your Perfect Roommate a Click Away

‘I am the perfect roommate. I am a straight female who smokes inside the house and likes things relaxed and messy. I have a caged squirrel who knows how to have a good time. I do not judge others by age, gender, sexual orientation or number of pain-relieving medications taken per day. Speaking of drugs, illegal ones are more than welcome in my house, but only from Wednesday through Sunday from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. My roommates never last very long, so I have become very lonely. I just want someone to share my life with.’
Too strange to be true? Obviously, not many people would trust living with someone like this. But, believe it or not, this is an actual posting on a real Internet Web site