Braces and Other Reasons It Sucks To Be An Elementary School Student

Saturday morning cartoons: $46.99 per month. Mystery meat sandwiches: $20 per month. The clown who pantsed me at my fifth birthday party and passed out in my kiddie pool: priceless. For everything else, there’s therapy. Here are three stories about why my friends and I are spending quality time with post-traumatic stress disorder specialists.
1. It’s a hard-knock life