Drawn and Quoted

Douchebag of the Week: ‘[John] McCain has done more to hurt the Republican Party than any elected official I know of,’ said former Republican House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. Coincidentally, DeLay put the ‘former’ in ‘former Majority Leader’ after a Texas grand jury hit him with a felony conspiracy charge in a campaign finance scandal. Delay calling McCain detrimental is like the pot calling the kettle a douchebag.
Geraldo Rivera Great Journalism Award: ‘We have a wager, hence the giggling,’ explained the intrepid reporter who wagered whether President George W. Bush could stay awake at a late-night meeting with king Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. Whatever happened to asking tough questions about Iraq, healthcare and Heath Ledger? What happens in the Middle East stays in the Middle East.
John F. Ghandi Medal of Honor: ‘If John [McCain] takes over the presidency at 72, and he ages three-to-one, how old will he be in four years? Eighty-four years old