Drawn and Quoted

Douchebag of the Week: ‘When Sean Hannity says he’s voting for me, when Laura Ingraham says she’s endorsing me … Rush [Limbaugh] has been going after McCain pretty aggressively. Michael Reagan has been pretty aggressive. The world of conservatism is pretty solidly behind my effort,’ remarked Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney. If this is Romney’s list of worthy conservative endorsements, then reasonable voters have all the more reason not to vote for him.

James Lipton Pretentious Bastard Award: ‘Sarko conceivably is using the very warm body of Bruni to make the point that the French need to escape from their habit of perpetual cloaked privilege