Freshly Squeezed Gossip: The Sour Grapes of JuicyCampus.com
Who is the sluttiest sorority girl? What frat boy has the smallest penis? Who is the biggest asshole in the Greek community? Want to learn about the breast quality of a certain chapter? Check. What about the chapter secrets of a fraternity? Gotcha covered. How about who cheated on their significant other recently? As I scroll down the lengthy forum posts on JuicyCampus.com, I come up with a burning question of my own: why the hell does anyone care?
Somewhere between all the embarrassing grammatical errors, infantile accusations and (bless their hearts) the few valiant attempts to put mudslingers in their place, I