The Cutting Edge of Chipmunk Control

I’m writing from my cellblock at the UC Center in Washington, D.C., where I T.A. for undergrads interning in our nation’s capital. I say ‘cellblock’ because my $1,200 ‘efficiency’ studio five blocks from the White House affords me no direct contact with the outside world aside from a single pane of glass. To take in the southern air, I turn on a machine with the three levels of moan, rumble and roar