Procrastination Nation: Just Read This Column Tomorrow

As Red Bull addicts, Internet fanatics, music junkies and college students, we are engrossed in something I’d like to call ‘procrastination nation.’ Our daily lives are comprised of attempting to attend class, eating ‘recycled food,’ becoming zombies by day and hyperactive anteaters at night, creating relationship drama, lingering in the doorway at 2 a.m. with Cheetos in our fingers or witnessing bizarre water-balloon fights in the rain during quiet hours. (But I digress