Overheard @ UCI

While trying to explain directions to the housing office …
Student 1: “OK, so there’s Middle Earth, then this random building, and then across the street is the housing building.”
Student 2: “And then there’s Texas.”
— Ring Road
Overheard by: Frida Alim

Student: “Dude, we’re in a recession. I don’t have time for a girlfriend. I need to minimize costs.”
— Watson Bridge
Overheard by: Ara Demirjian

Student:
“Do you think this school offers study abroad to New York?”
— Starbucks
Overheard by: Jasper Kuo

Student in International Studies class: “I love nukes.”
— Social Science Tower
Overheard by: Drew McCarroll