Overheard @ UCI

UC Santa Barbara students chanting: “UCI ONLY CHANTS WHEN THEY SCORE, UCI ONLY CHANTS WHEN THEY SCOOOOORE!”
UCI student to UCSB crowd: “Shut up, you’re losing!”
— Anteaters Stadium
Overheard by: Cedric Young

Girl #1: “I think I’m going to go study in the park.”
Girl #2: “I think I’m going to shoot myself in the face after my next midterm.”
Girl #1: “High five!”
— Aldrich Park
Overheard by: Victoria Hanna

Professor: “I’ll use Sarah Palin again as an example, since everyone knows her.”
Girl whispering to the student next to her: “Who’s Sarah Palin?”
— Howard Schneiderman Lecture Hall
Overheard by: Florence Lau

Student on cellphone: “Well, what you’re telling me sounds all fine and dandy now, but what about when I have your head in a vice grip?”
— Ring Road
Overheard by: Angel Maldonado