Overheard @ UCI

Two girls while biking:
“I usually date guys older than me but I’m getting to the point where, like, f***, I’ll take anything.”
—Pereira Drive
Overheard by: Sandy Rose

Soccer Player: “If we eat 3 oranges we could have the speed of Goku!”
Overheard by: Scott Mobley

So… my theory [had been], McCain is gonna get elected … then die.
— Near Bren Hall
Overheard by: Frank Hsueh

Two girls talking about one of their boyfriends:
“He’s not just a tool, he’s an entire toolbox.”
— Ring Road
Overheard by: Mengfei Chen