Girl One: Who is Boy George?
Girl Two: Isn’t he George Bush’s son?

— Gateway Commons
Overheard by: Stephanie N. Van Ginkel

“It’s frightening. I scare small children now.”
—Aldrich Park
Overheard by: Simone McIlwain

Guy 1: You hungry?
Guy 2: For some lovin’ … I should call my girlfriend.

— Engineering Lecture Hall
Overheard by: Diana Gharbawy

“So the moon goes around the earth and the earth goes around the sun?”
— Rowland Hall
Overheard by: Christina Chow