Best of Overheard @ UCI

“It’s way better than the Bible, dude. It’d take you so long to read the Bible. You know how long it takes you to read ‘Goodnight Moon’? About four f***ing minutes. Four minutes of AWESOME.”
— crossing Watson Bridge
Overheard by: Elyse Wietstock

Girl One: Who is Boy George?
Girl Two: Isn’t he George Bush’s son?
— Gateway commons
Overheard by: Stephanie N. Van Ginkel

“I don’t wanna be touched by a gay guy, that’s how AIDS is transmitted. Goddamn, am I the only smart person here?”
— outside Langson library
Overheard by: Brendan Wiles

Student on cellphone:
“Well, what you’re telling me sounds all fine and dandy now, but what about when I have your head in a vice grip?”
— ring road
Overheard by: Angel Maldonado

“Remember me?!! I’m not fat anymore!”
— Student Center
Overheard by: Kayshia Dizon

Environmentalist with clipboard:
“Excuse me, do you have a minute to help save the environment?”
Woman in suit:
“I’m sorry. I already saved the children at Trader Joe’s and then told the Democratic Party to go f*** themselves fifty feet back, so no, I don’t have time to save the environment today. Maybe tomorrow, hippie.”
— Humanities Bridge
Overheard by: Jeremy Liem

At the Rock for Darfur concert:
“So, when are Darfur playing?”

— Crystal Cove Auditorium
Overheard by: Baptiste Miremont

“I know the best self-defense move ever … here, try to rape me!”
— Arroyo Vista
Overheard by: Caitlin McEvoy