The last guy I dated had a small penis.Read more
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‘P’ stands for PORN.
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Some girls wear way too much makeup.Read more
Around 11:30 one night, I pulled up to the beat-up intercom of Alejandro’s drive-thru, studying the menu as if my future depended on my choice betweeRead more
Assholes have apparently become as common in our society as the ringing of a cell phone.Read more
Molly decided to not wear panties tonight. Even a thong runs the risk of panty lines on her bright pink microskirt, and she just couldn’t have that.Read more